《Bagpipes From Baghdad》是一首英文歌曲，演唱者是Eminem。

阿姆（Eminem，又名艾米纳姆）于1972年10月17日岀生在美国密苏里州的圣约瑟夫，本名为马歇尔·布鲁斯·马泽斯三世，是美国最受欢迎和最具争议的说唱乐手之一。阿姆是嘻哈界极少数成功的白人歌手之一，音乐也受到乐评人广泛好评。他自己作的歌词韵律感很强，也能够在保持音乐节拍不变的情况下在一首歌中改变好几次自己的说唱节奏和风格。同时他也因为歌词的内容备受争议，渗透著反同性恋、厌恶女性的情绪，也过分描绘暴力。不过他最近的一些举动也在这些方面有所改观，如参加海啸捐款，和同志歌星艾尔顿·约翰共同演出、握手、拥抱等。阿姆的歌词涉及范围很广，例如艾滋病在朋友之间的传播等。他同样也在歌中流露出反战、反对小布什的看法。曾被雷尔教派的领袖雷尔封为荣誉神父，但他却是皈依的基督教徒。他反对说唱乐手之间的互相仇杀、反对虐待儿童。尽管认为自己并不是个在政治方面激进好斗的艺人，他也确实在一些方面嘲讽过美国的政治现象。

Eminem - Bagpipes From Baghdad

oh, its music to my ears

oh man, how can i describe, the way i feel

fuckin’ great man

ok, let me see

how could i begin

locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch,

was red, more red wine and captain crunch,

red wine for breakfast and for brunch,

and to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch

mariah what ever happened to us

why did we have to break up

all i asked for was a glass of punch

ya see i never really asked for much

i cant imagine whats

going through your mind after such

a nasty break up with that latin hunk

luis migul

nick cannon better back the fuck up

i’m not playin i want her back ya punk

this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk

mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk

zapp and eric clapton

shaft, prince, abba, crunk

ya baby

i want another crack at ya

you can beat me with any spatula that you want

i man i really want you bad you cunt

nick you had your fun

i’ve come to kick you in your sack of junk

man i could use a fresh batch of blood

so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture

bagpipes from baghdad

when will it ever cease

for pete sakes he crazy to say the least

bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind

half time when i rhyme

while blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

somebody turn the vacancy sign on

cause im gone

blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad...

you could be a permanent fixture

in my lyrical mixture

i’m the miracle whip trickster

my signature sound

when a tube of lipsticks around

i’m bound to put it on in an instant

wow man what an ensemble

what an assortmen of pharma-

ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and

cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle

never new i could remind me so much of my momma

i’ll cut you like dahmer

pull a butcher knife on ya

the size of a sword boy

i’m like the fucking red sonya

get it stuck in ya cornea

nice knowing ya norman

your so fucking annoying

drop the shovel boy

you dont know what the fuck your doing

i aint playing no fucking more

nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin whore

every minute theres a sucker born

snuck up on malachai

made the motherfucker suck on shruck of corn

chaka chaka khan chaka khan

hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and

tell him its fuckin on

now what the fuck are you doing

your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower

blowing your bagpipes from baghdad

bagpipes from baghdad

when will it ever cease

for pete sakes he crazy to say the least

bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind

half time when i rhyme

while blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

somebody turn the vacancy sign on

cause im gone

blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..

In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables

I bet you they’ll become heterosexual

Nothing will stop me from molesting you

Titty-fucking you ’till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles

It’s what they said to the two conjoined twins

How’s it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?

You need some ointment? just set up an appointment

Who’s gonna see the doctor first? We’ll do a coin flip

I’ve just got my one year sobriety ??? check

When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get

Baby you shouldn’t have any trouble rubbing groins with each other

Especially when they’re joined at the hip

I’m going to get a needle ??? kit

In attempt to separate the ??? back at the loin, shit (?)

Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!

Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid

bagpipes from baghdad

when will it ever cease

for pete sakes he crazy to say the least

bagpipes from baghdad

whats going through my mind

half time when i rhyme

while blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

somebody turn the vacancy sign on

cause im gone

blowing on my

bagpipes from baghdad

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